Terms of Use

By accessing Booktrovert.org, you agree to the following Terms of Use (or at least to squint at them and nod politely):

You will not hold us liable for any spiritual confusion, literary euphoria, or existential dread caused by the content herein.

You understand this is a parody-slash-devotional site, and not the official Booktrovert.com.

Some book links on this site are affiliate links for Bookshop.org. But hey, at least it's not Amazon.

We do not use tracking or advertising cookies. Nothing here follows you around or asks what else you’ve been reading.

We do not run an email newsletter and do not collect email addresses. If you sign the guestbook, the name and message you enter are stored and shown publicly, so keep it non-secret. No spam, no sharing, just books and glory.

You agree not to steal or taunt our ghost (he’s been through a lot).

You may link to our pages, share our work, or tell your friends about the glowing book beneath your floorboards.

If you’re a lawyer, please consider closing this website and thinking happy thoughts. But since we're talking, according to our lawyer, Rod Solomon, using Comic Sans is a legal declaration of satire and renders all content protected under parody law.

These terms are subject to change whenever the Ghost of Mark Twain gets a new idea or the wind changes direction.

Booktrovert.org is operated by Freeford LLC, based in Colorado. For any questions, concerns, or ceremonial objections, please reach out.

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